Probably Stig in the sense that your influences are more likely to include power ballads, one-hit wonders, easy listening, country and western, progressive rock, whale songs, baroque, advertising jingles, foreign language tapes, romantic novels, salesman techniques, the hits of Elton John, the speeches of Margaret Thatcher, self-help tapes, Morse Code, pipe band music, and, most recently, Chas & Dave.